question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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