So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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