do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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