He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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