I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
