I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
id be glad to
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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