I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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