did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Vodka?
Forever.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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