Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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