If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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