Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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