So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
They should really pass out barf bags in church
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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