I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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