New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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