Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Randomize
