Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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