He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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