Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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