NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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