I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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