Apparently you make a good broom.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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