Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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