Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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