just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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