"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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