Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Randomize
