we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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