She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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