I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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