Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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