omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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