He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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