After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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