her facebook's as public as her vagina
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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