don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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