is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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