Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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