Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
There are leaves in my underwear?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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