try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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