Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i dont even know how to be here
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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