I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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