CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
