it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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