Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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