I puked a lego.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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