why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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