I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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