Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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