Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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