I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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