Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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